【美国JRS之声NO.134】台湾媒体恶搞马刺热火总决赛视频风靡美国！笑喷了
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←视频戳图&154&分/分&2&天&agoAh, gotta love Duncan's classic Fake Heart Attack move. Gets em every time.哎呀，邓肯的假装心脏病太经典了，每次都笑尿。&I love the little details they put into this. Fat san antonians, Bosh is a raptor, Ray Allen coming out of a he got game dvd. They really did their research.细节做的很好啊！圣奥的胖子，是条猛龙，从《单挑》DVD里面蹦出来。看来他们真的深入研究过了。manu balding还有马努的秃顶。Lebron traveling.勒布朗的走步。&They&really&did not like Manu. They gave him that witch&nose AND made his hair fall off like dust.制作人真的很不喜欢马努啊。他们把马努的鼻子做成了巫师鼻，然后又把他的头发做的跟灰尘洒落一样掉完。。That was my favorite part. LeBron has some magical power that causes extreme hair disintegration. The nose thing seemed a little weird...这才是精彩部分啊。勒布朗施了一种特殊的脱发魔法。不过这鼻子做的有点奇怪。It's because Manu has a big nose.因为马努有个大鼻子！High jacking this comment so everyone can see this video.&&It's the same station making fun of Ibakas nut-check on Griffin last season.我来劫机啦！中间插一层，大家看看这个视频。也是台湾人恶搞上赛季打蛋的视频I like how Kobe's name isn't translated into Chinese characters but said straight up like Griffin/Ibaka. Goes to show how popular he is in Asia.KOBE不像伊巴卡格里芬，没有翻译成中文译名啊，我喜欢。可以看出他在亚洲是多么的受欢迎。Hijacking your comment to post&&.我也来劫机啦！ 中间插一层，这是热火去年连胜做的恶搞视频。&&LeBron looks like LeBron butTim Duncans character model needs a little work.勒布朗还像勒布朗，但是邓肯的人物模型。。还得加工一下吧。Tony Parker has never looked darker. Haha这是我见过最黑的哈哈！I think that's Serge Ibaka我还以为是赛尔吉伊巴卡。。最黑？我不服。&&that parker injury was pretty grotesque帕克受伤那段太逗比了。。&&&Big Birdman was frightening大鸟人好可怕啊。。波什的抢镜！Duncan is too goddamn dark-skinned. Lol邓肯黑成碳了哈哈哈He's been getting that chocolate by the pool巧克力浴池里刚爬出来吧。Bosh flopped!波什还假摔了！I like how they put LeBron is actual 11's. They did Wade and Ginobli so wrong haha.勒布朗满分10分，拿11分！不过和做的啥JB玩意儿啊哈哈Rockets&30&分/分&2&天&agoWade looks like Jason Terry韦德长得跟似的&Still better than NBA Live lol画质还是完爆NBAlive哈哈哈哈！LeBron looks like LeBronGinobili looks like GinobiliSerge Ibaka is on the SpursAnd Tim Duncan looks like a 2K My Player勒布朗=勒布朗马努=马努伊巴卡怎么在？邓肯长得像我的2K自建球员。&手工作业，有误请指出。&前期回顾：订阅请@JRS之声粉丝QQ群：<font color="#ff087 &JRS之声翻译爱好者以及对JRS之声创作有兴趣的JR加二群：<font color="#ff545 &进群必须注明IDPS：1.转载请务必标明出处和链接，尤其是包卜网，直播吧，百度贴吧，ACFUN和新浪。2、转载时请注明本人ID，以及虎扑【美国JRS之声】，不要写错。&&
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Rockets&30&分/分&2&天&ago &&Wade looks like Jason Terry韦德长得跟似的&尼玛，这不就是特里么？亮瞎了画面再加上台湾女主播那甜美的声音，疟耍[ 此帖被上海滩寻梦在 14:08修改 ]
科比片段GIF
备注: 感觉好羞耻。。。。。
老詹这是在挖鼻屎么？[ 此帖被InSunny在 12:57修改 ]
热火连胜部分GIF
附上伊巴卡格里芬片段的截取GIF
那么多视频还让不让手机党活了?怒切JJ…发自手机虎扑
&&&&抢镜王果然名不虚传[ 此帖被上海滩寻梦在 13:23修改 ]
波什终于被揍了！！！！
made in chain。。。。黝黑我党
热火部分 gif
辛普森一家有一集还专门恶搞了台湾的3D动画新闻报道狠狠吐槽了一番这么后都亮了，想不到。 特别找了一下，是s23e01，从8:30开始看[ 此帖被dalleonray在 09:27修改 ]
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Rockets&30&分/分&2&天&ago &&Wade looks like Jason Terry韦德长得跟似的&尼玛，这不就是特里么？亮瞎了画面再加上台湾女主播那甜美的声音，疟耍[ 此帖被上海滩寻梦在 14:08修改 ]
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我曾经跨过山和大海
也穿过人山人海
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抓住了视频里居然还黑了一下MADE IN CHINA，不能忍啊[ 此帖被a在 12:58修改 ]
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黝黑我真巨头。。。。虽然我真巨头篮板少了点，有时候铁了点，爱抢镜了点，但我知道，他是个好球员。
快讯：科比带伤上阵灭国王，这根骨刺他竟然瞒了全世界！！！
小牛队的德克-诺维茨基在今天的赛后也谈到了科比的伤势。
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我曾经跨过山和大海
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我不过像你像他像那野草野花
冥冥中这是我
唯一要走的路啊
They did Wade and Ginobli so wrong haha.韦德和吉诺比利做的啥JB玩意儿啊哈哈ps: 翻译碉堡，涨姿势了[ 此帖被在 13:44修改 ]
人生就像一杯茶，不会苦一辈子，但总会苦一阵子。
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凭借詹姆斯和韦德的出色发挥，热火在抢七战战胜马刺连续第2年获得总冠军。詹姆斯37分12篮板4助攻，韦德23分10篮板，巴蒂尔三分8中6得到18分，钱莫斯14分。马刺拼到了最后一刻，邓肯24分12篮板，伦纳德19分16篮板，吉诺比利18分5助攻，帕克10分，丹尼-格林12投仅1中得到5分5篮板。
热火成功卫冕总冠军，而马刺遗憾未能夺冠。
詹姆斯拿到总决赛MVP，这将是他连续第2年得到常规赛MVP与总决赛MVP，上一个单赛季包揽两大MVP的球员是2003年的蒂姆-邓肯。
詹姆斯贡献37分12个篮板4次助攻，关键时刻也有稳定军心的贡献。这个系列赛或许对于詹姆斯来说留下了一些缺憾，但仅就这场比赛而言，无疑完美！
上场38分钟，21投11中，砍下23分10篮板的两双，他用实际行动，兑现了要为自己再赢一枚总冠军戒指的承诺
热火成功卫冕总冠军，热火本赛季有哪些值得记住的重大事件。
北京时间6月21日，迈阿密热火队主场击败圣安东尼奥马刺队，夺得12-13年NBA总冠军。比尔-拉塞尔现身颁发最有价值球员奖杯，詹姆斯连续两年获得总决赛MVP称号。
热火加时以103-100险胜马刺，将总决赛拖进抢七。詹姆斯32分10篮板11助攻，韦德14分，波什10分11篮板；邓肯30分17篮板，伦纳德22分11篮板，帕克19分8助攻。
詹姆斯职业生涯第4次在总决赛拿下三双，排历史第2。最近4次总决赛3双都是他拿下的，最后一节摘掉发带的詹姆斯，好似拿掉了“紧箍咒”，带领热火将比赛拖进抢七。
吉诺比利全场比赛上场34分钟5投2中仅仅得到9分，却有多达8次失误，而最后两次致命的失误直接葬送了马刺夺冠的良机，第7场他能否实现个人救赎？
加时赛3分33秒，波什强打内线2+1，帮助热火反超比分。此外，波什完成了两次关键封盖，先是帽了帕克的跳投，然后封掉了格林的三分球，帮助热火拿下比赛。
詹姆斯、韦德、波什以及热火所有人都应该感谢雷-阿伦，没有那记关键三分球，他们将满怀遗憾地看着马刺在自己的主场夺冠。
第4节热火一度落后两位数，场边的工作人员已经开始准备马刺夺冠的仪式，谁料想这刺激到了詹姆斯，“我们的都看到了，这是我们想要拼到最后的原因。”
吉诺比利今天有8次失误，他赛后对自己的表现很不满意，“我太不稳定了……今天我失误太多了……这让我感觉越发糟糕。”
马刺队5人得分上双，帕克26分，吉诺比利24分10次助攻，丹尼-格林得到24分(打破总决赛三分命中纪录)，邓肯17分12篮板（篮板数超越贾巴尔排在第四）；热火的詹姆斯25分6篮板8助攻，韦德25分10助攻，雷-阿伦三分球4投4中得到21分，波什16分。
马刺全队命中率高达60%，热火则为43%；三分命中率热火（47.8%）比马刺（40.9%）稍高，进攻篮板方面，热火为12个，马刺只有5分。
格林全场投进6个三分，使其总决赛三分总数达到25个，打破了雷-阿伦在08年创造的总决赛三分球总数纪录（6场22个）。
全场比赛詹姆斯25分6个篮板8次助攻4次抢断的数据，但是热火想要赢球，这已经证明不够，他还需要做得更多，否则就还有质疑。
“妖刀”吉诺比利成为马刺获胜的最大功臣，全场14投8中，得到24分10助攻，使其季后赛生涯总助攻数达到612个，完成了对卡尔-马龙的超越。
全场韦德贡献25分10助攻，完全可以用出色来形容，不要忘了他的膝盖还有伤，不能强求他做的更好，但是命悬一线的热火需要闪电侠继续如此表现，才有可能上演大逆转。
吉诺比利赛后谈爆发原因：“真正激活我的不是打首发，而是头两个球都投进了。”看到战友发挥出色，帕克也喜不自禁：“我告诉过你们，马努将会爆发。可惜你们都不信。”
全场比赛詹姆斯33分11篮板，韦德爆发拿到32分6篮板4助攻6抢断，波什20分13篮板，雷-阿伦14分；马刺队邓肯20分5篮板(生涯季后赛篮板追平贾巴尔并列历史第4)，帕克15分9助攻，尼尔13分，吉诺比利仅仅5分。
三巨头合力砍下85分30个篮板10次助攻，韦德自从3月份以来首次得分30+。
上一场发挥低迷，本场詹姆斯强势回归，季后赛得分超越大梦。
韦德出场39分钟，25投14中得到32分6篮板6抢断4助攻。在马刺逐渐占据争冠主动的时候，忍着膝盖伤痛的韦德挺身而出，再度拉平了热火和马刺的争冠天平。
詹姆斯33分11个篮板，个人季后赛得分超越大梦和哈弗利切克升至历史第9，个人季后赛篮板超越了乔丹；韦德爆发得到本赛季个人季后赛新高的32分还有6个篮板6次抢断。
热火三巨头齐发力，将大比分扳平2-2。
两队球员到达球馆，时尚程度堪比时装周。
马刺全场投中16个三分，丹尼-格林27分(三分9中7)，加里-尼尔24分(三分球10中6)，邓肯12分14篮板，麦蒂出场6分钟得到2篮板3助攻，帕克6分8助攻；热火的韦德16分，詹姆斯15分11篮板，波什12分10篮板。
第四节6分39秒，麦蒂再次上场，得到2篮板3助攻，虽然没能得分，但球迷们还能在总决赛看到他的身影，还是极好的。
虽然15分11篮板5助攻的数据还看的过去，但21投7中还是有失水准，除了伦纳德出色的防守和可能存在的伤病外，是什么影响了他？难道是6年前的阴影？
回到主场，丹尼-格林延续了在迈阿密海岸火热的手感，三分球9中7拿到全场最高的27分，而尼尔三分球10中6更是拿到了个人季后赛生涯新高的24分。
詹姆斯全场21投仅7中得到15分，对此他表示：“老实说，我得打得更好。像今天这样的表现是不可能指望赢球的。”
赛后，波波维奇保持了一贯的冷静，他认为球队反弹并不意外。“这没什么好意外的，我不认为一方在打出一场糟糕的比赛后，下一场不会迎来反弹。”
帕克此役只出场27分钟得到6分8助攻，第三节5分07秒时帕克还离开球馆去了更衣室，赛后马刺确认帕克腿筋拉伤，将在晚些时候接受核磁共振检查。
热火5人得分上双，钱莫斯19分，詹姆斯17分8篮板7助攻，波什12分10篮板，韦德10分6助攻；马刺队丹尼-格林三分5中5得到17分，帕克13分，邓肯9分11篮板，吉诺比利5分，麦蒂出战摘下2篮板送出2助攻。
双方的三分命中率都在50%以上，热火的投篮命中率为49.4%，马刺为41%。失误方面，热火全队仅有6次，马刺则多达17次。
“如果有机会的话，我会好好享受这次总决赛之旅的。”在麦蒂说出这句话一天之后，这位在联盟中打了15个赛季的老将终于得到了在总决赛中出场的机会。
对本场比赛影响最大的是两个小人物--马刺的射手丹尼-格林与热火的控卫马里奥-查莫斯。下一场谁又将成为新的奇兵？
“钱莫斯很有胆识，跟巨星在一起打球必须得有胆有识，他做到了这一点。”斯帅这样评价钱莫斯，谈到詹姆斯，斯帅表示：“这三年时间他已经证明了自己，说他没有侵略性毫无根据。”
邓肯赛后表示：“我今天确实打得很糟糕。我个人打得很差，我得到的那些投篮机会是我想要的，但我就是没能将他们投中，而对手的表现确实应该给予掌声。”
谈到詹姆斯的那记封盖，得到19分的钱莫斯说：“我们都预计到那个了，我知道他会盖下来，这就是他进联盟最佳防守阵容的原因，他是联盟最好的球员。”
马刺队依靠终场前5.2秒帕克的关键跳投以92-88击败热火，取得了总决赛的首场比赛胜利。马刺邓肯20分14篮板、帕克21分6助攻、吉诺比利13分；热火队詹姆斯18分18篮板10助攻、韦德17分、波什13分。
总决赛首战，马刺92-88客场战胜热火，抢得先机，图集展现本场比赛精彩瞬间。
詹姆斯全场出战42分钟，16投7中(三分球5投1中)，罚球4中3，得到18分18个篮板送出10次助攻，季后赛三双数达到了10次，追平了魔术师和隆多并列历史第二。
帕克上场40分钟，18投9中，罚球4中3拿到全场最高的21分，送出6次助攻，决胜时刻命中关键压哨，帮助马刺锁定胜局先下一城。
“托尼(帕克)什么事情都做错了，但最后球却投进了，那应该是我经历的最长的24秒进攻。”詹姆斯说。
常规赛MVP詹姆斯在马刺队小前锋伦纳德的防守下全场仅得到18分，赛后，他的防守成为马刺队队内的重点表扬对象，马刺队众将均表示伦纳德的防守是球队能够获胜的关键。
“我们累了，第四节，”韦德说。“我们刚刚打了一个七场的系列赛，我想今天第四节的确投进了几个我们需要的球，但我们也付出了很多的失误。”
NBA官方评选今日最佳得分，来自马刺队的托尼-帕克，在比赛中最后时刻，帕克晃过詹姆斯0.1秒制胜压哨锁定胜局。
赛后的采访中，帕克说到：“绝杀前倒地险些失误，那我当时只想如何出手；第4节我们封锁了3秒区，让热火只能从外线出手。”【美国JRS之声NO.134】台湾媒体恶搞马刺热火总决赛视频风靡美国！笑喷了
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